Same bloke, every time. That is the whole pitch.
Seymour & District Septic Cleaners is owner-operated, pumping septic tanks, treatment systems and liquid waste since 1991 across Nagambie, Seymour, Tallarook, Avenel and 11 more towns. Booked in over the phone, done in one visit, and the lid seated properly after.
What you actually get with Seymour.
Taken from what the business says about itself, not from a template.
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Led by Hayden "Pudd" Saunders, known locally as "the Poo-ologist" — the nickname is used as the site's tagline: "Your local Poo-ologist"
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After-hours service listed as one of only three "Why Choose Us?" claims
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Trades Saturdays 8:30am to 1:30pm, not just weekdays
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Mobile site ablution blocks — a job type most domestic septic operators do not carry
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Publishes a mapped, town-by-town service area of 15 named locations rather than a vague radius
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ABN 89 665 908 353 displayed on every page
What we get called out for most.
Everything Seymour & District Septic Cleaners handles, in the order people ring about it.
01
Septic
Septic tank cleaning and pump-outs
The standard household pump-out. We lift the lid, vacuum the tank down, check the outlet and leave the lid seated properly.
02
Grease
Grease trap cleaning, commercial and domestic
Kitchen grease traps emptied and washed out on a schedule that keeps the council and your kitchen happy.
03
Portable
Portable toilet cleaning
Portable toilets delivered, serviced and collected. Site sheds, events, and jobs that run long.
04
Sewage
Sewage treatment system servicing
Aerated treatment systems serviced, pumped and left running the way the manufacturer intended.
05
Mobile
Mobile site ablution block cleaning
Mobile site ablution block cleaning — quoted before we start, and finished the same day where we can.
What actually happens on the day.
You ring, we give you a day
No answering service, no ticket. You get a person, a price and a day that suits the truck and suits you.
Nobody knows where the lid is. That is fine
Half the jobs start with a probe and a shovel. If the lid has been buried since the eighties, we will still find it.
The tank goes out, not the lawn
Hose run from the truck, tank vacuumed down, sludge and crust taken with it. Boards down if the ground is soft.
The paperwork follows the load
Tipped at a licensed facility, recorded, and available to you if a council or a buyer ever asks where it went.
Your service report, done at the tank
Aerated systems need a service record for the council. It gets filled in while we are there, not from memory afterwards.
Lid seated, ground left tidy
Back down square, safe to stand on, and the grass no worse than we found it.
Known in Nagambie for turning up.
Established in 1991 and still family-owned and operated
From their own listingOn the job.

The towns on the run.
Based in Nagambie, VIC, covering Nagambie, Seymour, Tallarook, Avenel and 11 more towns. If your town is not on this list, ring anyway — the run may already go past you.
The questions we get asked most.
How often should a septic tank be pumped?
How do I know if mine needs doing?
Do you need to find the lid, or do I?
Can the truck get to my tank?
What happens to the waste?
Do you do the council service report as well?
How often does a grease trap need doing?
How much does it cost?
Get it pumped before it backs up.
Ring 0418 138 139 and speak to someone, or leave your details and get a call back.