0423 769 990
Septic pump-outs · King Creek, Port Macquarie, Wauchope and surrounds

One truck. One name on the door.

Fair Dinkum Liquid Waste is owner-operated, pumping septic tanks, treatment systems and liquid waste across King Creek, Port Macquarie, Wauchope and Lake Cathie. One call, a straight answer, and a job that does not need doing again next month.

King Creek, NSWEmergency call-outs0423 769 990
What we pump

Everything the tank might need.

Everything Fair Dinkum Liquid Waste handles, in the order people ring about it.

01

Septic

Septic tank cleaning and emptying

The standard household pump-out. We lift the lid, vacuum the tank down, check the outlet and leave the lid seated properly.

02

Grease

Grease trap cleaning and emptying

Kitchen grease traps emptied and washed out on a schedule that keeps the council and your kitchen happy.

03

Liquid

Liquid and effluent waste disposal

Effluent pumped out and carted under licence, from single tanks up to a full transfer station run.

04

Liquid

Liquid waste removal

Bulk liquid waste taken away under licence and tipped at a licensed facility, with the paperwork to prove where it went.

05

Envirocycle

Envirocycle systems

Envirocycle and similar treatment systems serviced and pumped, with the council report done on the spot.

What happens on the day

One visit, done properly.

A phone call, and it is booked

One conversation. You hear what it costs, you hear when we can be there, and that is the booking done.

Nobody knows where the lid is. That is fine

Half the jobs start with a probe and a shovel. If the lid has been buried since the eighties, we will still find it.

Emptied properly, not skimmed

A tank is not done when the liquid is gone. The crust and the settled sludge come out too, which is the part that decides how long before you need us again.

Nothing gets quietly noted

Whatever the tank shows us, you hear about while we are still there and can look at it with us.

It is tipped where it should be

Waste goes to a licensed facility. If you ever need the docket, we have it.

We leave it safe

An unseated septic lid is the most dangerous thing on a rural block. Ours go back properly, every time.

Not the same as the next truck

What you actually get with Fair.

Taken from what the business says about itself, not from a template.

Open 24 hours by appointment

Claims "a loyal and satisfied client base"

Uses "state-of-the-art equipment" and "eco-friendly methods"

Registered ABN 19 628 033 303

Why people ring them

Known in King Creek for turning up.

Owner-operated, "friendly and trusted company" offering "personalised and prompt service"

From their own listing
Where we go

The country we cover.

Based in King Creek, NSW, covering King Creek, Port Macquarie, Wauchope and Lake Cathie. If your town is not on this list, ring anyway — the run may already go past you.

King CreekPort MacquarieWauchopeLake Cathie
Straight answers

The questions we get asked most.

How often should a septic tank be pumped?
For most households it is every three to five years, and it depends on tank size and how many people live there. If it has been longer than five years, or you have just moved in and nobody can tell you when it was last done, book it.
How do I know if mine needs doing?
Slow drains through the whole house, gurgling, a smell near the tank, or wet ground and greener grass over the trench. Any of those means ring, do not wait.
Do you need to find the lid, or do I?
We can find it. If you know where it is, tell us and we are faster. If nobody has looked in twenty years, that is a normal job for us.
Can the truck get to my tank?
Usually. Tell us if the tank is behind a locked gate, down a steep drive, or more than about thirty metres from where a truck can park, and we will bring the right hose.
What happens to the waste?
It goes to a licensed facility and it is documented. Ask for the docket any time you want it.
Do you do the council service report as well?
Yes. Aerated systems have to be serviced on a set interval and reported. We do the service and fill in the report at the tank, so you are not chasing paperwork later.
How often does a grease trap need doing?
Most kitchens run somewhere between monthly and quarterly, and your council sets the minimum. We will tell you honestly if you are paying for visits you do not need.
How much does it cost?
It depends on tank size, access and how long it has been. Ring 0423 769 990 with your address and you get a real number, not a range.
Book it in

Book the tank in.

Ring 0423 769 990 and speak to someone, or leave your details and get a call back.

We read every one of these. If it is urgent, ring instead — it is faster.